October 2008
64 posts
Henry Rollins just sent me an email. This day is now officially classified as: TOTALLY KICK ASS.
I love Billy Joel and I don’t care who knows it. There. I said it.
This is going to be a good day. Amen.
I take the Goodfella’s approach to people who owe me money: “House burned down? Fuck you. Pay me.” “Mother just died? Fuck you. Pay me.”
I’m done with people not living up to their responsibilities. If I did that, I’d be penalized. If clients do it, they”re holding the cards.
Let me know what you guys think of my new photos: http://is.gd/3jt3
New photos posted: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lateshow/
Just locked my keys in the car. And it’s running. And parked in a loading zone. I am priceless.
I am siiiiiick.
RT: http://yeswecarve.com
It’s 43 degrees in my apartment right now. That settles it. I am turning on the heat.
Check my new Etsy store, y’all. Am proud. http://is.gd/44JV
For the love of god, come on god! We gotta show em’ you’re better than their god, god. Oh god. http://is.gd/40qO
Thanks, everyone, for the well wishes yesterday. It was great fun and I really learned a LOT. I can’t *wait* to shoot again.
Getting ready to shoot my first wedding. Okay, I’m just the 2nd shooter. But still. FREAKING OUT with excitement and nerves. Woo!
Spent the afternoon slash evening with our awesome friends @sizzlesays & @mightyhunter. In a word, they rock. Wait. Okay, in two words.
Why can a company debit something from your checking acct immediately but a refund to the same acct takes 7-10 business days? #thatsbullshit
John McCain and Sarah Palin are running the most pathetically desperate and insulting campaign in history. http://is.gd/3R5W
Hey errbody, I have an Etsy store! http://christophr.etsy.com
Whole Foods does so many things right. At the top of that list: bean soup and cornbread. #love
RT: Video NSFW (due to language) but is awesome: http://is.gd/3QqE
They’re old, but they’re the only “portraiture” work I’ve got in my portfolio. At least, for now. http://is.gd/3jt3
Okay, this day simply cannot continue until I find The Perfect Bowl of Soup.
Twitter Poll (for PDX): I would like to know who else in Portland has already turned on their heat?
RT from @natronics - Read and be angry: http://is.gd/3JU2
John McCain’s rage documented (video): http://is.gd/3K6T - {Pass this on!)
Oh my god, these are the morons we share a country with. Ask me what I’m scared of? People like this: http://is.gd/3MmA (video)
Oh wait. 5 minutes ago McCain said his hero was Ronald Reagan. 5 minutes later he says his hero is Teddy Roosevelt. #mccainisfullofshit
When our troops come home, they will come home with honor BY DEFAULT. McCain just said HE would bring them home with honor. #conceitedbitch
Um, our reputation is already fucked. That’s courtesy of George W. Bush, thankyouverymuch.
And if he says “my friends” one more time, I’m going through my television and punching him in the throat.
Um, so supposedly it is 47 degrees in Portland right now. WTF?
I’m ready to cockpunch somebody.
http://is.gd/3KNO
McCain quote: “…nailing Jello to the wall”. Is that what it’s like being married to Cindy?
Falling Down by Travis is one of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard.
RT: @gruber McCain comes across more and more as an angry old shithead, and Obama as a president. McCain’s digging his own hole in polls.
Come Mr. Tal-e-bahn, tall-e me banana.
The Palin’s un-American activities: http://is.gd/3FVj
McCain wants to usher in Jesus’ End Times. He’s *tired* of having to wake up in the middle of the night just to go to the bathroom.
Jesus (and I’m pronouncing that Hey-seus) when is she planning to come on?
McCain thinks healthcare is a responsibility, not a right. So all you people dying of cancer: fuck you, get out there, get yourself a job!
Frank Caliendo is not funny. Neither is Carlos Mencia. Or Keenan Thompson. Fuck, when did comedy become so shitty, anyway?
Dear iPhone auto-correction, when was the last time I typed “ducking”? Am pretty sure I meant FUCKING every fucking time you corrected me.
Who finishes running A MARATHON and lights up a cigarette? Who? Who does that? I mean, really? A cigarette? Wow.
I totally quit this fucking day.
Religulous is, beyond question, the best documentary I have ever seen. If I could ask that everyone see one film, this would be it.
Sitting in the theater, about to watch Religious. Been dying to see this movie.
From the “you can’t make this shit up” file: McCain, a.k.a. “Sweet coconut” http://is.gd/3uKM
I. HATE. JOHN. MCCAIN.