July 2008
42 posts
I’m so done dealing with people who increase the level of bullshit in my daily life. I’m about to become a real bastard to a few people.
June 2008
42 posts
I quit this hot ass weekend. Srsly.
Dear stinky ass bastard at the coffeeshop: if you can afford a laptop, you can afford a bar of soap. It’s called a shower. Look into it.
Am I the only person who thinks the NYTimes crosswords are ridiculously difficult? Hmm, a five letter word for dumbass…?
Fuck, it’s so fucking hot in this fucking apartment. Fuck.
Today in Portland is truly hot as balls.
Watching George Carlin. Laughing my ass off.
Watching George Carlin. Laughing my ass off.
If you use a picture of your cat, in place of your own photo on your Facebook profile, you might have some bigger issues looming. Just sayin
Twitter is to be pitied.
Small group is fueled by faith to pray for lower... →
This has got to be the stupidest thing I’ve read all week.
After watching a handful of YouTube videos of Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer, I can factually state: that man is the biggest tool of all time.
Forcing myself to put down the iPhone and go to sleep.
Why can’t I go to sleep? Damn you, iPhone. Damn you, Twitter. Damn you all to hell. Just kidding. I love you. I didn’t mean it.
Fuck yeah, now we’re talking! Look who showed up to the party: http://twitter.com/imogenheap
Something tells me that Marilyn Manson did not sanction The Beautiful People to be used in tonight’s So You Think You Can Dance show.
Triple-shot, non-fat, iced mocha: you’re my only hope.
When days like today go relatively well, I cynically wonder what bad thing is lying dormant, getting ready to happen.
The religious right is trying every undrehanded maneuver they can to make Obama look bad. I hate living in the land of the narrow-minded.
I want a cool nickname that makes me sound really badass…like ‘Swiss Turkey’. Or ‘White Boy’. Or ‘DIRTY White Boy’. Yeaaah.
About to consume some breakfast nearly two hours too late. Starving and stressing out over work. God, I hate Mondays.
R.I.P. George Carlin
I could literally eat Thai green curry with chicken for dinner every night for the rest of my life. I’m probably at 3x weekly now, at least.
Getting ready to see The Happening with @kerrianne and @rhirhi. Am excited. Haven’t seen a movie at the theater since The Brave One.
Re-tweet: Which Twitter app is everyone using on their iPhones?
Which Twitter app is everyone using on their iPhones?
DAMN, FIREFOX 3 IS FAST. SO FAST IT DESERVES A TWEET IN ALL CAPS! CRIMENY!
FoxNews and Huckabee sitting in a tree. Makes perfect sense. Blech. http://tinyurl.com/6ovl9p
Southwestern style hash browns, you hold my hand and lead me on to the promised land. That is all.
The Internet - Once you Post it…That Shit Stays... →
Masturbation - Playing With Yourself →
I just got a spam email from Matthew Lesko, that crazy guy who does the infomercials wearing the green suit with question marks all over it.
Any Adobe Illustrator experts in Portland here? DM me.
Anyone out there do any Drupal development? Looking for work? DM me yesterday!
Dear Stumptown Coffee: your “free wifi” can hardly be considered wifi at all. Am irritated and unimpressed.
I just hit myself. In the balls. Hard. Ow.
(All) kids around 3 years of age are ADORABLE. (Most) kids around 6 years of age are ANNOYING AS HELL. Amen.
Favorite thing I’ve read online today: “Curlz MT is not a font; it’s a cry for help.” Yeah, tell that to my client who uses it for her LOGO.
Something tells me that a national chain restaurant named TGIMonday’s just never really would get off the ground. Save for serving booze.
Do I have to run my fans 24 hrs a day, they ask? Is taking all I have to not march downstairs and leave them a little “note” of my own.
My downstairs neighbors are FUCKING CRAZY. They complain about every noise I make. This time? My FANS ARE TOO LOUD. Yeah. FANS. LIttle fans.
