August 2008
113 posts
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. There will be much sun consumption. Oh, and beer. There will probably be beer, too.
I *really* don’t think there’s much chance that McCain/Palin will win BUT IF THEY SOMEHOW DID, WE ARE MOVING TO EUROPE. #notEVENkidding
I’ve kept every concert ticket I’ve ever bought, but I just realized that my Wilco/Fleet Foxes ticket got washed today in the laundry. :-(
CNN now airing video of VP hopeful Sarah Palin hanging with soldiers and firing an M-16. Clearly, this qualifies her to run a country. #wtf?
Sarah Palin is, according to CNN, “…a global warming skeptic.” I…I…I just…no words. I… *sigh*
CNN: “Stay with us as we track this hurricane that is RACING towards New Orleans.” The hurricane is now “racing” at 11mph. Exaggerate much?
Happy Labor Day weekend, kids. Be safe out there. Have fun. As @ascottwhite always says, love and such.
Dear FedEx: Your lack of ability to show up already is cramping my style. Yet, I sit and wait for you. Clearly, you have made me your bitch.
Know how many spam messages I have right now? 69. Heh. Unrelated: I am 12 right now.
How would I go about charging someone who is not yet a client but who wants advice/answers/proposals on 4 separate potential projects?
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde
I…just…no words. http://is.gd/1Zb0
People’s lack of olfactory sense saddens me. That can be the only reasonable explanation why these stinky motherfuckers don’t bathe. #soap
How many calories a day are you supposed to maintain if trying to lose weight? Figuring in that you’re working out for an hour a day, also.
I hit the gym twice today. It was definitely not easy and perhaps a little compulsive but it beat sitting on my fat, inactive ass all day.
“I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.” — Hunter S. Thompson
How differently would these redneck fuckers be treated had their plot involved someone other than Barack Obama? http://tinyurl.com/5kgob2
More photos up from Saturday’s WIlco / Fleet Foxes show: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lateshow/
“My mind is filled with radio cures, electronic surgical words.” Related: If there was a god his name would be Jeff Tweedy.
And if god was a badass guitar player, his name would be Nels Cline.
CNN: Sen. Kennedy expected to make dramatic appearance Monday night at DNC. ME: No more dramatic than when he killed Mary Jo Kopechne. Oh!
For four years I’ve barely been able to eek out one blog post every month or so. Suddenly I’m Leo fucking Tolstoy over here.
This is what it’s come down to. We’re basically afraid of our own shadows now. http://tinyurl.com/69ajzg
I want to travel, too, baby. REALLY! But I’m craving changes that last. Not just trips from which you eventually have to return to same old.
Anybody have any idea how expensive it is to live in London? (compared to any given American city)
Yes, I was THAT close. http://tinyurl.com/6j8ng6
Look what I did! http://tinyurl.com/6j8ng6
OMFG Wilco is amazing and OMFG I have to pee! Also: ow.
Oh my sweet highway to Bend, YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME. Please end already. Kthxbai.
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“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.” — Oscar Wilde
I noticed that I’m often negative on Twitter. Therefore: puppies, kittens, babies, flowers, candy, rainbows, butterflies. Also: unicorns.
Hey kids, guess who is a big, fat, hypocritical, stupid racist asshole bastard? http://tinyurl.com/5katg6
Damn it, why couldn’t *I* have been driving down the 205 today? Might go comb the road anyway. http://tinyurl.com/6p4u3z
Obama picked his VP. Won’t say who until Saturday and only then via text message to supporters. I call shenanigans!
I think Obama should fuck with everybody and announce this guy as his running mate: http://tinyurl.com/owm52
I would not feel so all alone, eeeverybody must get stoned. AMEN.
Say what you will, ‘America’ by Simon & Garfunkel is sublime.
Reason #1 why Safari is now my main browser: FF3 crashes at LEAST 3x on me daily when I *do* use it. Safari NEVER crashes. Suck it, Firefox.
I’m starting a movement to stop calling them “blog posts” and instead, refer to them as “essays”. Sounds more valid. I’m not even kidding.
A matter of life and death: http://tinyurl.com/5voa4c (Don’t worry, it’s only a blog post)
Chris want sushi NOW
My left hand is warm and my right hand is freezing cold. WTF do you suppose that means? I’m about to die, aren’t I?
The rest of this day is going to require some coffee or else my name isn’t mud. Oh, wait. Right. *returns to drawing board*
Things.app for both Mac OS X and iPhone ROCK my world. Wireless sync?! Awesome! I may be a geek but I’m an organized geek.
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Oh. My. God. I. Just. Did. It. Inbox = ZERO! BOOYAH, BITCHES! And by “bitches” I mean, my inbox.
Portland tweeps, where can I find awesome sushi, preferrably in NW/Pearl/Downtown? DM me!
Looking for someone who has done large imports from Movable Type into WordPress. Anyone? Or anyone know someone? DM me.
I just unfollowed a couple dozen people on Twitter. Feels good. Feels really good. I may continue purging.