June 2009
55 posts
Passed an old man, easily in his 80’s, walking down the sidewalk wearing a t-shirt that said: Ride the S.L.U.T. (South Lake Union Trolley)
I could never get through even one workout were it not for Nine Inch Nails and Tool. Also, Black Flag. #nin #tool #blackflag
When religious extremists strike (the fucked up thing is that the killer thought he was doing a good thing): http://is.gd/KTSL
All ye bearded (men OR women, I don’t judge) HOW do you DO it? Call me weak but today shall hereafter be called The Day the Itching Stopped.
May 2009
110 posts
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Loves it. →
Tim Walker for Hermès - today and tomorrow →
RT @cluckcluckers: good public access should make you feel like you’re on drugs.
Skinny jeans. They’re *supposed* to be for skinny people, no?
Anti-social networking. That’s a thing, right? Like joining Facebook but then denying every friend request? Related: I need therapy.
Oh, North Korea. You so crazy. No, really. You’re totally nuts. http://tr.im/mwca
Mommy-the-Pooh « AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com →
I have no words.
You take checks? #3wordsaftersex
RT @texburgher: California’s subtle genius is that gay men can still marry gay women. Total loophole.
Wow. So powerful, and so true. Please read and RT (and I NEVER ask anyone to RT) http://tr.im/mtmH
RT @shoesonwrong: Prop 8: Proof that people can be bigots, courts can be wrong, and democracy is a solid but still imperfect form of gvmnt.
matthewgood.org » When You Can’t See →
Everyone should read this. Stupid California. Stupid Supreme Court. Stupid bigots.
Who is SHE/HE? #3wordsduringsex
I fought a wine bottle and the wine bottle won. http://twitpic.com/5ysti
Caught my first fish of the weekend. It was at least the size of a small car. Or, you know. A toy car. Like a matchbox. Related: I suck.
Hahahahaha. Fish are dumb. Hahahahahahahhaha.
I’m on a boat. No, literally. I am. http://twitpic.com/5sdwu
True story: there is a guy in line ahead of me at the grocery store trying to return an OPENED container of KY Jelly. Welcome to Spokane!
Proof that I’m not making this shit up. I give you, an ad for Barry Manilow on the back of a semi. http://twitpic.com/5pymc
The mass exodus has begun and it’s only noon. Peace out, PDX. http://twitpic.com/5pmny
Holy ball point pens Batman! http://tr.im/m2g2
Incredible 10ft 'photographs' drawn with a... →
Need to have your lady parts checked out? There’s a pap for that.
Look at me, I’m on a boat! If, by boat, you mean an elliptical machine at the gym, killingly myself.
I tweet. Therefore, I am.
It’s easy to know stuff when you just make it up.
Missing link found: http://tr.im/lNji
Missing Link: Scientists In New York Unveil Fossil... →
Oh look. That elderly gentleman is reading a…what’s that thing called again? Oh, oh yes, a “newspaper”. How quaint.
A response I received on a craigslist ad in which I was selling a lens read: “i am interesting on your nikon lens…” #esl
I live in a nice neighborhood. Call me crazy but I get a little concerned when I hear REALLY LOUD GUNSHOTS ringing out on a Sunday night.
Ettiquette question, Twitter: when picking up take out food, do you tip?
I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of these goat cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped jalepenos I’m NOM NOM NOM
Scheming a way to do work for a tattoo artist in exchange for new work for me done by said tattoo artist.
Seconding what @kerrianne said. An awesome afternoon with awesome friends @formerlymac & @mcp85. I’m filing this under #sundaysthatrock.
Getting ready for a fun (and beautiful) day with friends shooting photos and hanging in the sun. Hmm. Deja vu. #secondversesameasthefirst