June 2009
55 posts
Is anybody awake for christsakes?
There’s something that I always have, and probably always will love about putting on a pot of coffee really late at night.
Comics - Explosm.net →
xkcd - A Webcomic - Duty Calls →
I wrote something. http://is.gd/16ztE
“Fuck the pyramid, fuck j-school, fuck writing for a living. Fuck your computer,...”
– The Reverse Cowgirl: Letter to a Young Writer
PETA is sending Obama a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside. File this one under #GIVEMEAFUCKINGBREAK
Rage Against the Meshugenah! http://is.gd/14VmR
Yesterday’s 365 daily photo is up. Today’s coming before midnight. http://is.gd/14QZc
No offense to friends, but I really don’t get it when people spend hundreds of dollars on an iPhone but won’t spend $0.99 for an iPhone app.
Wednesday riddle for you: Guess who has two thumbs and was just diagnosed with motherfucking sleep apnea? #fml
Installing iPhone OS 3.0 as we speak. If you never hear from me again, you’ll know something went awry in this process.
Hey everybody, remember what life was like before we all got our iPhones? Yeah, me neither. Also: yes, you may slap me now.
Hey everybody, does this iPhone make my butt look big? #donthate
Facebook, one of these things is not like the other. (Hint: it’s that piece of shit HP laptop.) http://twitpic.com/7kr1x
First time strawberry pickers: http://twitpic.com/7khvz (Ashley says we’re “preshus”.)
Nothing to see here. http://twitpic.com/7kafp
Watch for me on Google Street View!
I have to believe that eventually good triumphs over the mindless, racist, redneck asshole FUCKS we share a country with. http://is.gd/11UPQ
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, Sunday means never having to wear pants. I don’t really know how these things are related.
“I don’t have a balanced life, and I don’t want one. I need to be erratic. I need...”
– George Stroumboulopoulos, from a Toronto Life interview with Olivia Stren (via therealkatiewest)
A morning of cleaning the apartment with a mix of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle playing loudly? I can think of worse ways to spend Saturday.
the world changes completely while we sleep, a hundred trillion tiny shifts. greet it each morning as if you’ve never seen it. you haven’t.
That last tweet courtesy of the wonderful @JeshDeRox
Dear world, how the hell am I supposed to get anything done when Faith No More is streaming live on the Download Festival website right now?
GOOGLE QSB is seriously THE SHIT. Check it out if you haven’t already.
YourLogoMakesMeBarf.com →
The world was waiting for this website. Or, at least I was.
A glance at today’s trending topics tells me that Chastity Bono caught swine flu from Kobe while talking on her iPhone at a Lakers game.
It’s bad when I start talking to people in real life as if it was Twitter. “@personA did you hear what @personB said? No? I’ll RT!” #loser
Selgas Cano Architecture Office →
Perhaps THE TRIPPIEST office space you will ever see.
PBS exists because who else is going to bring fine programming like The Natural History of the Chicken into our homes, huh? WHO, I ASK YOU?
“I’m so vain. I probably think this song is about me. Don’t I? Don’t I? Don’t I?” #schizo
Everytime I go to a website that I know for a fact exists and I see that it’s down, I think to myself, “Hmm. Must be hosted by MediaTemple.”
In any given situation, I always try to ask myself: WWMD? (what would MacGruber do)
Twitterland. 2:30am. Not another soul in sight. Begs the only question possible: WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?
Thanks, Facebook, for all those privacy settings which allow me to block random family members. Also: my family is on FB y’all. #endtimes
Somebody point me in the direction of a podcast that is worth half a shit, please?
We. Have. Way. Too. Much. Shit. #packrats
I, Robot http://twitpic.com/6q81w
My doctor is having me do a sleep study tonight. Advice? Suggestions? Warnings? Am totally wearing PJs with the feet in them and a buttflap.
As far as I’m concerned, today is mostly a Morrissey kinda day for this kid. Now, go, and do something with that knowledge. #igotnothing
Dear PDX, LEARN TO DRIVE. KTHXBAI.
Will the Antichrist be a homosexual? →
adamisacson:
From the local paper in Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.
Um, WOW.
“During LGBT Pride Month, I call upon the LGBT community, the Congress, and the...”
– President Barack Obama (via Vigilance) (via cleversimon)
When they said this watermelon was SEEDLESS, I assumed that meant SEEDFREE. Once again: making assumptions ends in disappointment.
I’m a little (okay a lot) in love with Damien Rice today. Not the man, but his music. Though, I’m sure that he’s a fine fella as well.
Vanity post: today I feel happy because I realized that I make others happy. Also: rainbows and kitties.
Father, forgive me, for I now have Black Eyed Peas in my iTunes library. #penance