January 2010
133 posts
RT @k2bf: cart before the horse Sometimes I put the.
Hey, did anybody besides me notice that in his latest video Bin Laden was wearing Versache? And how about those dancing girls, huh? NICE.
I like talking to myself because I always get the final word.
Keepin’ it real on the “cute animal” front: http://is.gd/7j8Us
If I had to caption this photo, I would say: the one wolf just said to the other for the first time: “I love you.” http://is.gd/7jdPL
RIP J.D. Salinger
RT @MrBigFists: If Steve Jobs doesn’t make his announcement today, dressed as Moses, I will be very disappointed.
RT @sloganeerist: The word “tsunami” is not in my phone’s T9 dictionary, so if you ever get a text from me that says “Trumang!”, get the …
If you ask me, listening to The Downward Spiral at full volume first thing this morning really helped put Monday in perspective for me.
If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?
You ever have one of those days at work when you think to yourself, “I have got to get the FUCK OUT OF HERE!!”? Yeah.
I just reprimanded myself (out loud) for leaving, and I quote: “a retarded amount of cereal in that box.” I live alone.
No matter where you live you’ll hear your state’s “song” ad nauseum. Hotel California. Sweet Home Alabama. Some states are just screwed.
This may be one of the weirdest Craigslist postings I’ve ever personally come across: http://is.gd/6HXsv
Testes, testes. 1, 2, 3. Sorry folks. Testing something. In the middle of the night. No, YOU’RE a workaholic.
RT @kbridge: RT @ascottwhite Ted Kennedy is rolling over in his car right now. Grave. I meant grave. Sorry.
Regret™. It’s what’s for breakfast.
I just put Pizza Hut parmesan cheese and Papa John’s crushed red peppers on Dominos Pizza. I think the universe just collapsed in on itself.
RT @Sarcomical: conan offers himself on craigslist in the casual encounters section: http://bit.ly/7uw25o
TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME... →
Conan O’Brien posts an ad in the personals section of Craigslist. So awesome.
Just started using Droplr, an app for Mac. Check it out at http://droplr.com
It rained like hell in Southern California today, but at the end of the day, we got this: http://is.gd/6yScl
The Elliott Smith station I created on Pandora is rocking my face off right now. Well, in a very mellow sort of way, that is.
RT @JarfOmega: “Lo, thy follow count shall decrease verily. Mattereth not, for thou art rad as hell.” - Mass Follower Exodus, 1:17
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...”
– Bertrand Russell. Dunning–Kruger effect - Wikipedia (via giantrobotlasers) (via carlyash)
We never think about how from one moment to the next, this life is so fragile. Yet we run screaming through it like bulls in a china shop.
Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make... →
TGI EFF
RT @fireland: TGIF, am I right or what?? I said: THANK GOD. DO IT. THANK HIM FOR THIS DAY. THANK THE GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN IT’S FRIDAY YOU …