February 2010
31 posts
For the first time ever, I am finally starting to feel my age. I’m having back pain. Send chiro suggestions. Or drugs. Preferably drugs.
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: PRO TIP: “There is no work. Only Zuul!” is not a valid excuse to stay home. Unfortunately.
Hey, Dick Cheney: DIE. Signed, We the People
I would be all for establishing a new holiday called Hash Wednesday. It would be celebrated weekly and would involve the munchies.
Hey, at least it isn’t RASH Wednesday, AMIRITE?
Dear Everyone on Flickr Who Owns a Macro Lens: ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE CLOSE-UP PHOTOS OF (all) BUGS, INCLUDING (but not limited to) FLIES.
Remember kids, the only difference between Viagra and vagina is one letter. I mean, if you rearrange the letters and whatnot. NO YOU SHUT UP
When they invited me to church, I only agreed to go because I misunderstood them to say it was CASH Wednesday. Related: can I borrow $20?
An Imagined Conversation With a Flash Web Site →
syntheticpubes:
“Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!”
I gave up religion for Lent.
RT @jordanrubin: I remind me of a young me.
Anybody else’s direct messages slowly disappearing? Mine seem to be.
Today is my birthday and I am feeling overwhelmingly grateful and thankful for all my friends. Hello, friends. :)
If you’re not following @sucittaM then you have completely missed out. Time to change that now, friends. Thank me later. …money is nice.
RT @sucittaM: To bad Jesus didn’t turn water into “not getting crucified in his early 30’s”.
I’m gonna #FF @christophr because…it’s his birthday and oh wait that’s me and now I just look really weird and why can’t i just stop talki
Sell the Vatican. Genius. http://is.gd/8cYdu
I’m pretty sure Diet Coke™ is made out of magic. And stardust. Also: crack cocaine.
Lazy/dumb question: can you watch the Super Bowl live online anywhere?
Anybody else ever get nostalgic for the good ol’ days when you didn’t listen to Pandora and skip every song that played after the first one?
RT @Zaius13: You know you’re in a long term relationship when you can hear her rolling her eyes through the phone.
Turkey bacon is evil incarnate.
Note the date on which I snapped this screenshot and notice the copyright date(s) on the Google homepage: http://brizzly.com/pic/1CNP
Me, upon cutting a perfect wedge in my 2am Eggo Waffles™: “Oh my god, I just fucking made PacMan!”