April 2010
27 posts
Just decided that my new goal is to own a monkey so I can name him Chunks. … Yeah, don’t ask.
I haven’t been able to tweet from Tweetie lately. Watch. This tweet will go through. Because that’s how the universe likes to play.
I knew it. I told you. There it is.
Though I love it, #Transmit4 is suddenly dropping or refusing connections to any server I try to connect to. Anyone know what to do?!
Jim Morrison was onto something with that whole “People Are Strange” thing. I propose a revision to “People Are Straight-up Batshit Insane.”
RT @thesulk: Radiohead makes me want to be a better person while letting me know I can’t.
Ridiculously excited about the new #Transmit, released today from one of the coolest software companies around, #Panic. http://is.gd/bKrh7
RT @BettyLies: Tweet others the way you would like to be tweeted.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey…you. Anyway, drunk.
I think it’d be funny to stand outside the gym holding a sign that said: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY SO WHY BOTHER? Anyway, still drunk.
RT @Brain_Wash: I don’t usually do this, but if the First Amendment can be threatened so openly, imagine what’s next. #supportsouthpark
RT @fireland: Not to brag or anything, but I can still fit into the diapers I wore in high school.
RT @thesulk: From now on, instead of I love it, I’ll be saying Lyle Lovett. Feel free to join in.
No. No, I cannot…err, WILL NOT make your “logo” “spin”. Not now. Not ever. And the fact that you even asked, makes me feel dirty. Ew.
OH: “And if the bitch hits your kid with a ruler, you break it in half and shove it up her [CENSORED]!” Um. Okay. Wow.
RT @jasonfried: Brevity respects the reader.
More like Rape-o Shack, AMIRITE? I am right.
We white people are so cute with our elevated sense of self-entitlement and our blissful ignorance. Oh wait. NO WE’RE NOT.
RT @sween: “Say ‘meow’ again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say ‘meow’ one more goddamn time!” *meow* [Feeds cat.]
I’d like to take this opportunity to let you all know that I have accepted Frank Sinatra into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior. Amen.
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Bizarre.
