May 2010
55 posts
Hear me now and believe me later: Listening to old Joe Cocker = THE SHIT, PEOPLE.
Sometimes? Life? Is really, really good. You garner favor with the gods. Fortune smiles upon you. A weight is lifted. You can breathe again.
I been thinkin’ about my doorbell, when ya gonna ring it? When ya gonna ring it?
iPad Made of Gold Will Set You Back $189,000: http://bit.ly/bkvgqR
Remember that old Time magazine cover of the Vietnamese guy getting shot in the head? I bet that huuuurts.
Slipknot? Slipso!
Today is one of those nutso batshit insane but in a good sort of way days. Monday and I might be reaching a reconciliation of sorts.
Ignorance. It’s what’s for a late-night snack, kiddies!
☝Reading & (highly) recommending: #140characters by @dom http://j.mp/auGGYK
OHNO GOD NO NO PLEASE PLEASE NOT ZOOEY DESCHANEL SINGING NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You want to know if we are lazy as Americans? Spend a few minutes watching a parking lot at a major shopping outlet.
RT @sucittaM: I was all “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!”. And she was all “PUT THAT BACK IN MY NIGHTSTAND!”.
What’s everyone listening to right now? I need inspiration.
Hyperbole and a Half: Things That Can Make You... →
This is HILARIOUS.
OMGYOUGUYS. This…”news” is…*real*: http://bit.ly/9pg7Cc
Is it just me or does Mother Earth seem to be a *lit-tle pissed off* right now? Buncha shit happening all over. Mama not happy.
This is nothing short of completely and utterly BAD ASS. http://bit.ly/fuckyeahninjas
Just biked to the top. http://img.ly/1gNA
Migraines = large size bag of goat dicks. That’s science. Look it up.
Just downloaded the new Twitter fir iPhone, formerly Tweetie. So far, I see two differences. I’m sure I’m missing something.
RT @luckyshirt: The nerds are coming from INSIDE the internet.
Screw phpMyAdmin.
Next time someone says “10-4!”, you say “9-5!” or “6-8!” because really math-wise, it’s six one way, half a dozen the other.
RT @Jessabelle2o7: Sometimes when I see that you’ve faved me, I lovingly pet your avatar with my cursor.
Any WordPress developers out there using Git for version control? Talk to me. Best resources? Tips? Suggestions?
My people eat every part of the Ramen powdered sauce packet.
RT @cravenheart: I bet you I can give up gambling.
K guys, retardo question: I can add someone to a list without following that person. So, why “follow” anyone? Why not unfollow / make lists?
Lid. Kid. Whatevs.
True story: just learned from my mom that I asked my older brother: “What the HELL are you doing?” at the tender age of 3.
Also, clearly I was destined to be bad from the very start. I mean, what lid says that at 3 years old? I’m a bad seed A BAD SEED I TELL YA
Moral of that story: KIDS PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY SO BE CAREFUL!
RT @pattonoswalt: You know what’s fun for lunch and then not fun later? Wine and a candy bar and a carrot.
RT @cubicile_blues: Deadlines teach us that nothing is impossible as long as we are ready to accept quality is not our priority.
My dear god. We are killing our planet. http://bit.ly/cPv3eU
RT @kbridge: Grr times one billion equals grrbillion.
Fireland: —Newsflash, asshole. I just created the... →
—Newsflash, asshole. I just created the best drink of all time.
—I was just about to do that, too!
—Well the kid here got there first.
—What’s in it?
—Take a sip.
—Yum! Is that … is that Sprite?
—Yep.
—What else … ice?
—You’re good.
—But I can’t quite figure out the last ingredient.
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RT @TheBiggIdea: Here’s how I bank: I wait for the guy at Arby’s to tell me my card didn’t go through. Then I look into some things.
After killing one, I always feel a need to yell at the bug: “Aw, how’s that DEATH WORKING OUT FOR YA TODAY, *BITCH*?” I know. I need help.
Boy, the Clips app for Mac (64bit) eats more system memory than a fat guy eats pepperoni at an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.
You know what doesn’t get NEARLY the appreciation it deserves? The dryer sheet.
Oh me? Not much. Just coding like a superstar in a freakshow while listening to the ENTIRE FRANK ZAPPA DISCOGRAPHY. So. It kinda fits.
Oh me? Not much. Just adding tasks to Remember the Milk via the RTM Quicksilver plugin on OSX. #hugegeek
I have SEEN this sign with my own eyes. It was either in Oregon, Washington or Alabama. Anyone else see it before? http://bit.ly/cMw1x6
RT @sween: There are free vegetables in the break room. There is no god.
Is it psychotic that I want to hang flystrips in my apartment just so I can taunt the flies while they die slow, sticky deaths? Probably.
Oh not much. Just drinking tequila and watching the African-American version of Pollyanna. Like every other Sunday. What?
Building websites and using a default browser other than Firefox is just plain…dumb.