July 2010
79 posts
RT @Cocoia: Aww, perhaps my iPhone 4 isn’t that perfect. I have this defect as well: http://bit.ly/bO50SD :(
Jul 1st
June 2010
63 posts
RT @SamGrittner: Every time I see a beautiful woman with an ugly dude I remember it’s just ‘God’ reminding me why I’m Agnostic.
Jun 29th
I’ll bet Joe Biden wishes this oil spill wasn’t such an asshole.
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Sorry for all of those Pingdom tweets earlier. Didn’t mean for that to happen. …OR DID I?!?!? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ON QUEUE]
Jun 27th
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/26/2010 05:01:40AM.
Jun 26th
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/26/2010 04:23:41AM.
Jun 26th
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/26/2010 06:54:40AM. Downtime: 1h 53m.
Jun 26th
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/26/2010 04:41:42AM. Downtime: 18m.
Jun 26th
There is so much bad-assery going on around here right now, it’s kind of ridiculous.
Jun 26th
Just edited my email signature to read: -Sent from my iPhone *4* mothafuckaBOOYAH! Concerned it may be a bit unprofessional. Thoughts?
Jun 26th
“They call Los Angeles the city of angels. I didn’t find it to be that exactly.” #moviequotesIagreewith
Jun 26th
Former Vice President Dick Cheney is admitted to hospital after reporting “discomfort”. I could go so many ways with this.
Jun 26th
My iPhone is so pretty, it makes me feel ugly. I’m ok with this.
Jun 26th
If wanting to marry your iPhone4 is wrong, then I honestly have no interest *whatsoever* in being right. omgiloveitsomuch*sob*
Jun 26th
Life truth: There’s at LEAST! ONE! GINORMOUS! DOUCHEBAG! IN EVERY CROWD!
Jun 24th
It’s gonna be SO nice to finally have a phone that is so fast it’s waiting on the internet connection, rather than the other way around.
Jun 24th
iPhone just auto-INcorrected Scrabble to Stabble. Jesus Christ iPhone! You may have issues. Ooor a really great idea for a new board game!
Jun 21st
Everytime I see one of you tweet about a vuvuzela (whatever the hell that is) I want to scream something about you kids getting off my lawn.
Jun 20th
RT @zombot: Enya must be the unicorn of celebrity sightings.
Jun 20th
RT @thesulk: If all the world’s a stage then I’m the guy in the audience squinting at the playbill to see when it’s over.
Jun 19th
Actually INSIDE a WalMart. Everything they say is true. I am afraid. http://img.ly/1xa4
Jun 19th
RT @yowhatsthehaps: I was going to say I HATE EVERYTHING, but I’m trying to be more optimistic. So, I HATE MOST THINGS BUT SOME STUFF IS …
Jun 19th
http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com
Jun 18th
Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tex.) wins the Stupidest Douchebag of the Day award. http://huff.to/dnD7mK
Jun 17th
Did you know we still do death by firing squad for executions in the United States? Neither did I. http://bit.ly/bW3rCs
Jun 17th
Because I’m angry at it and because I can vent, I’m gonna. I CAN’T WAIT TO GO ALL OFFICE SPACE ON MY IPHONE AS SOON AS I GET THE NEW ONE.
Jun 17th
Git + @beanstalkapp saved my life. Again.
Jun 16th
RT @kevin_nealon: Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil.
Jun 16th
I think this is what they mean by “Don’t Mess With Texas”? http://bit.ly/a0ZCNE
Jun 16th
Earthquakes rock!
Jun 15th
I’ll never get used to earthquakes. I suppose that’s a good thing.
Jun 15th
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/14/2010 01:50:40PM. Downtime: 9m.
Jun 15th
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/14/2010 01:41:40PM.
Jun 15th
Thank god I can get a new one soon because my iPhone now only holds a charge for just a few m
Jun 15th
Topping of the list of today’s headlines that make me want to say: “Who gives a flying shit?” http://bit.ly/brNAN8
Jun 14th
Oh dear god, why did she do this to herself? http://huff.to/bsryDT
Jun 13th
So, today I learned that energy plus mad beats divided by stripper poles equals Crunk. Thanks, Vanity Fair! http://bit.ly/deHVyx
Jun 13th
Who here, besides me, thinks that vacuuming sucks?
Jun 13th
git reset —hard Heh. That’s what she said.
Jun 12th
I think Steve Miller was just fucking with us the whole time with his song lyrics. Pompitus of love? Abracadabra with the English language!
Jun 12th
Some days you’re the oil spill. Some days you’re the Gulf.
Jun 12th
Friday is the reason for the season. Or something.
Jun 12th
Everything is making me stabby today.
Jun 12th
Some days were just born to suck it.
Jun 9th
RT @SamGrittner: 28 years without being eaten by a bear! #winnner!
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
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