July 2010
79 posts
RT @Cocoia: Aww, perhaps my iPhone 4 isn’t that perfect. I have this defect as well: http://bit.ly/bO50SD :(
June 2010
63 posts
RT @SamGrittner: Every time I see a beautiful woman with an ugly dude I remember it’s just ‘God’ reminding me why I’m Agnostic.
I’ll bet Joe Biden wishes this oil spill wasn’t such an asshole.
Sorry for all of those Pingdom tweets earlier. Didn’t mean for that to happen. …OR DID I?!?!? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ON QUEUE]
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/26/2010 05:01:40AM.
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/26/2010 04:23:41AM.
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/26/2010 06:54:40AM. Downtime: 1h 53m.
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/26/2010 04:41:42AM. Downtime: 18m.
There is so much bad-assery going on around here right now, it’s kind of ridiculous.
Just edited my email signature to read: -Sent from my iPhone *4* mothafuckaBOOYAH! Concerned it may be a bit unprofessional. Thoughts?
“They call Los Angeles the city of angels. I didn’t find it to be that exactly.” #moviequotesIagreewith
Former Vice President Dick Cheney is admitted to hospital after reporting “discomfort”. I could go so many ways with this.
My iPhone is so pretty, it makes me feel ugly. I’m ok with this.
If wanting to marry your iPhone4 is wrong, then I honestly have no interest *whatsoever* in being right. omgiloveitsomuch*sob*
Life truth: There’s at LEAST! ONE! GINORMOUS! DOUCHEBAG! IN EVERY CROWD!
It’s gonna be SO nice to finally have a phone that is so fast it’s waiting on the internet connection, rather than the other way around.
iPhone just auto-INcorrected Scrabble to Stabble. Jesus Christ iPhone! You may have issues. Ooor a really great idea for a new board game!
Everytime I see one of you tweet about a vuvuzela (whatever the hell that is) I want to scream something about you kids getting off my lawn.
RT @zombot: Enya must be the unicorn of celebrity sightings.
RT @thesulk: If all the world’s a stage then I’m the guy in the audience squinting at the playbill to see when it’s over.
Actually INSIDE a WalMart. Everything they say is true. I am afraid. http://img.ly/1xa4
RT @yowhatsthehaps: I was going to say I HATE EVERYTHING, but I’m trying to be more optimistic. So, I HATE MOST THINGS BUT SOME STUFF IS …
http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com
Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tex.) wins the Stupidest Douchebag of the Day award. http://huff.to/dnD7mK
Did you know we still do death by firing squad for executions in the United States? Neither did I. http://bit.ly/bW3rCs
Because I’m angry at it and because I can vent, I’m gonna. I CAN’T WAIT TO GO ALL OFFICE SPACE ON MY IPHONE AS SOON AS I GET THE NEW ONE.
Git + @beanstalkapp saved my life. Again.
RT @kevin_nealon: Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil.
I think this is what they mean by “Don’t Mess With Texas”? http://bit.ly/a0ZCNE
Earthquakes rock!
I’ll never get used to earthquakes. I suppose that’s a good thing.
PingdomAlert UP: christophr.com (christophr.com) is UP again at 06/14/2010 01:50:40PM. Downtime: 9m.
PingdomAlert DOWN: christophr.com (christophr.com) is DOWN since 06/14/2010 01:41:40PM.
Thank god I can get a new one soon because my iPhone now only holds a charge for just a few m
Topping of the list of today’s headlines that make me want to say: “Who gives a flying shit?” http://bit.ly/brNAN8
Oh dear god, why did she do this to herself? http://huff.to/bsryDT
So, today I learned that energy plus mad beats divided by stripper poles equals Crunk. Thanks, Vanity Fair! http://bit.ly/deHVyx
Who here, besides me, thinks that vacuuming sucks?
git reset —hard Heh. That’s what she said.
I think Steve Miller was just fucking with us the whole time with his song lyrics. Pompitus of love? Abracadabra with the English language!
Some days you’re the oil spill. Some days you’re the Gulf.
Friday is the reason for the season. Or something.
Everything is making me stabby today.
Some days were just born to suck it.
RT @SamGrittner: 28 years without being eaten by a bear! #winnner!
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