August 2010
18 posts
Oh, Diet Coke™. You *get* me.
July 2010
79 posts
Heh. “We started out asking questions like, does anybody have a hoe?” http://sdut.us/b56xqv #sdut
RT @thebenbrooks: I’ve coined a term for the shit that comes out of Sarah Palin’s mouth: “wackyleaks”.
RT @YahooNews: Odd News: Black bear walks into NH home, eats fruit and grabs a stuffed bear on its way out the door: http://yhoo.it/d5d2za
RT @Just_Alison: I wish Apple put more emphasis on the fact that you can make their computers talk like robots right out of the box.
Add in the ability to favorite a tweet by one of the various tap menus/options and @twitterrific would be absolutely perfect in my eyes!
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE SPILLING OIL EVERYWHERE?! http://huff.to/cgY3RN
RT @sciam: Obama’s choice for warrior-in-chief, Gen. James Mattis, calls Iraq invasion “the dumbest thing we ever did” http://bit.ly/cR4vO4
My free iPhone bumper (black, of course) just arrived via FedEx. It’s the first case of any kind I’ve ever used and not hated instantly.
RT @fireland: No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there.
Oh spinny beach ball, why do you taunt me? I want only to finish my work and sleep. But you, spinny beach ball, have other plans I see.
Is the App Store being stupid for anybody else right now? Go try and download apps and report back your findings. I’ll give you all hugs.
“No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.” — Hunter S. Thompson
RT @DCdebbie: Lindsay Lohan’s off to jail, can we go after Bush for war crimes now?
RT @dagjuhlin: English is a livifiying language. It’s always evolverating. Celebratize it!
RT @Monimus: It’s all fun and games until you’re not legally allowed to say what happened.
I think it’s SO COOL that AC/DC are such HUGE animal lovers! Their song “Givin’ the Dog a Bone” is entertainment for the whole family!
RT @smartasshat: Why is no one hailing Jimmy Buffett’s 33 year old Margaritaville prediction of the BP disaster? “All of those tourists …
Filed under WOW: “new rules issued by the Vatican puts attempts at ordaining women among the “most serious crimes” alongside paedophilia”
RT @BrilliantOrange: You kids today. My messenger hawks have never dropped a call.
Cheney Death Watch →
RT @beep: iOS 4.0.1: Fewer Bars in More Places.™
Fondly remembering the first time I fell out of my body harness while performing onstage in Germany, too. Ah, memories. http://j.mp/ahoJKG
I have two bars or less of signal strength *now*. If I upgrade to iOS4.01 am I gonna be left with no service at all? Anyone? #iOS4 #AT&T
RT @biorhythmist: If I were an optometrist, my first question to clients would be asking if they were seeing anyone. And then we would l …
We’ve replaced their normal Southern California with THE SURFACE OF THE SUN. Let’s see if they notice!
RT @markmorford: BP stops the leak, Apple to fix the iPhone 4, Argentina allows gay marriage. World rights itself. For about 17 seconds.
Top 10 list. Dave Letterman. Top 10 Signs You’ve Purchased a Bad iPhone. #1: Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson.
Media-fed LIES: “Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he underwent heart surgery last week and is recuperating”. He has no heart! LIES!
RT @DailyCurmudgeon: You can’t change someone’s mind if they don’t have one. BILL MAHER #quote #quotes #quotation
What I meant to say is that it’s nice to see an epic band trending rather than the stuff which usually does. (i.e. total crap)
Besides the fact that society might not be *as* fucked as I had originally presumed…Led Zeppelin is trending right now and…why??
RT @Neil_Hamburger: The Mel Gibson tape was meant for his agent: it’s simply Mel’s line reading for the proposed “Passion of the Christ …
RT @FrankConniff: BP is optimistic that latest attempt to cap oil well could officially be deemed a failure by as early as next Wednesday
It has recently come to light that I can’t do math. That is all.
Wow, cnn.com. Nice. Spell check much? http://img.ly/1FaJ