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Jun 18

The Three Amigos

The Three Amigos

Jun 12

"Ok, which one of you ate the last of the cat’s tuna-flavored Friskies? You’re both getting breathalyzer’d for tuna, you know that, right?"

"Ok, which one of you ate the last of the cat’s tuna-flavored Friskies? You’re both getting breathalyzer’d for tuna, you know that, right?"

May 14

“Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it all away from you.” — @mcuban

May 08

Introducing Highlights -

instapaper:

For the past few months we’ve been working hard on a feature a whole lot of you requested: highlights. Today, we’re happy to announce that we’ve shipped text highlighting across all of our platforms — iOS, Android, and web! Now you can just select some text and choose the “Highlight” option to…

Tumblr Search is Worthless

There, I said it. Tumblr staff please fix this. I’m asking nicely at the very least, if not maybe begging a little. You’re owned by Yahoo! now so search should be pretty far up there on the old list of priorities, I would think?

Mar 25

Just added an article titled ‘How To Stop Procrastinating’ to my Instapaper queue. I’ll get to it later.

Mar 14

https://dayone.me/2DRztf -

In a sadly misguided attempt to “reinvent himself”, Cat Stevens big comeback was nothing more than recycled Elton…

Mar 10

10 Old English Words You Need to Be Using

Mar 09

http://lnthefade.tumblr.com/post/79084883347/there-are-people-saying-they-cant-listen-to-beck -

lnthefade:

There are people saying they can’t listen to Beck because he’s a Scientologist and it’s a wacky religion they don’t believe in but honestly I think all religions are wacky and imagine if I didn’t listen to any artist or see any movies or read any books made by people who are into their religions….

Mar 08

rollingstone:

Nine Inch Nails released The Downward Spiral 20 years ago today. Look back at our original review of the album.

Here you go. Now you can feel as old as I do.

rollingstone:

Nine Inch Nails released The Downward Spiral 20 years ago today. Look back at our original review of the album.

Here you go. Now you can feel as old as I do.

Feb 28

breakingnews:

Elderly man wakes up in body bag in Mississippi funeral home
ABC News: An elderly Mississippi man woke up in a body bag at a funeral home after being declared dead earlier that day.
Walter Williams, 78, was pronounced dead at 9 p.m. in his home and taken to a nearby funeral home. As workers prepared to embalm him, he reportedly started kicking in the body bag. 
Williams was taken to a nearby hospital where he was talking, but appeared weak. A coroner said it was possible his pacemaker shut down and then started working again.
Photo: Walter Williams woke up to find himself in a body bag. (WAPT)

I’ve had days like this.

breakingnews:

Elderly man wakes up in body bag in Mississippi funeral home

ABC NewsAn elderly Mississippi man woke up in a body bag at a funeral home after being declared dead earlier that day.

Walter Williams, 78, was pronounced dead at 9 p.m. in his home and taken to a nearby funeral home. As workers prepared to embalm him, he reportedly started kicking in the body bag. 

Williams was taken to a nearby hospital where he was talking, but appeared weak. A coroner said it was possible his pacemaker shut down and then started working again.

Photo: Walter Williams woke up to find himself in a body bag. (WAPT)

I’ve had days like this.

Feb 15

Thought via Path

Watching @morgan_murphy and laughing my ass off. – Read on Path.

Feb 13

Thought via Path

Happy 2/13/14 everybody! Do we have a national holiday on which it is legal to punch clowns? Just curious. – Read on Path.