christophr.com
Jan3
Jan2
Seems there’s even an app for THAT: http://appft.com/1493 #appft
(via thingsgohazy)
for fuckinggunineachpaw, because they are all-up-ons this sort of thing.
click through for the full story of the motherfucking pterodactyl.
Jan1
Colin Hay - I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get - Milwaukee WI (via nodbot) One of the most beautiful songs of the last decade.
RT @Mike_FTW: I hope New Year’s Eve novelty eyeglass entrepreneurs have a plan B for 2011.
Is this thing on? *awkward laughter* Heh. *vomits*
I wish I was special. You’re so fucking special. But I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here. OH HAI U
Oh gosh. Alcohol. You “get* me.
This tweet brought to you by incorrect punctuation and a complete inability to filter anything that comes through my brain tonight.
Shoot those guns off, kids. Enjoy yourselves! Just remember: it’s all fun and games until you take Dick Cheney hunting.
Y’all. I am meeeessed up. Gud lowrd. HIPPY NEUE YARE!
I have just been declared legally blind I am so. fucking. drunk.
01/01/10 WHAT WHAT??
